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Prices Demotivational Poster

WINE - Now cheaper than gas. Drink. Don't drive.

TAGS: fuel wine prices
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 16, 2012, 3:26 am
Yep but tried it out and dammit finished the bottle and didn't move an inch. Gonna have to get another bottle and try again teehee thanks for the vote and comment.
ughomer - September 15, 2012, 7:07 pm
More Prissy logic? 5L, Prissy!

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE.. - Ok, maybe walking 15 miles to school, uphill, in the snow, both ways, was a bit exaggerated. You've still got it easy compared to back then.

TAGS: computer prices the old days
Rating: 4.36/5

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Swampfox - May 29, 2012, 2:19 am
The first computer I saw had a single 5 1/2 inch floppy. On most programs you had to swap two or more floppys around to run a program.
Iconoclast - May 28, 2012, 11:15 pm
The first server that I purchased for our office was 40 MB in 1985 with a cost over $5,000.

stupid is as stupid does -

BATMAN - Even he isn't exempt to the economic downturn and gas prices ...

INFLATION? - Yeah, there's a charge to inflate your auto tires!

TAGS: gas prices omg lol wtf
Rating: 4/5

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maoworks2 - March 25, 2012, 7:48 am
Nice One For The Times!5L

TRADING UP - Pretty sad when the neighbor's scooter is looking like a trade up to the Hybrid you just bought.

TAGS: cars gas prices
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:08 am
Something that honestly has gone through my mind.
MissPriss - June 9, 2012, 1:07 am
Unfortunately I drive a 98 SUV and 8 doesn't even turn the motor over :) Thanks spacedog.
spacedog - June 8, 2012, 6:05 pm
5eriously! Eight bucks to fill the tank on my motorcycle for a week. The only downside is wet weather.

GOOSE QUILLS - always over-priced


Obviously... -

TAGS: nature driving gas prices higher than therapist
Rating: 4.91/5

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CloudchaserS - April 5, 2014, 10:17 am
They probably will take trade-ins. I'd wait a few years first. With any new car, the first model is when bugs that only appear from extended use will show.
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 2:49 pm
Driving a '93 Sonoma right now. $90 to fill gets me about 400km to a tank...think I can talk 'em down on one of those with the '93 as a trade-in?!
CloudchaserS - April 3, 2014, 6:47 am
eliomotors.com 84mpg. 672 miles on a tank of gas.


GAS PRICES - Hey what do you know? Gas prices dropped

CONGRESS - They Dont Control Gas Prices The War-Shattered Economy Does ...Dumbass...

TAGS: politics economy gas prices
Rating: 2.16/5

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Professer Dumbass - May 29, 2009, 10:18 am
Most economical changes are results of shitty decisions made earlier. Say what you will about Obama but this isn't his fault. The economy is fucked up because corporate ass holes have been fucking people over for many years.
barockeva - December 13, 2008, 1:16 pm,Canada%20Average,&Unit=US%20$/G
RnR - August 1, 2008, 6:20 am
stop whining: for most European countries governement gets anywhere between 50 and 80% in taxes AND still levvies RoadTax and ownership taxes
Vinnie - July 31, 2008, 9:27 pm
Knowledgeable American is knowledgeable.
KRis - July 24, 2008, 3:05 pm
Why doesn't it say "Bush & Pelosi-Reid Congress?" I guess he's no longer part of the equation, as to fit the BS point you're trying to make. *smirk*
Sam - June 19, 2008, 9:49 am
Well, the president has little to do with gas prices either, so suck on that one, liberal bastards.
Knowledgable American - June 17, 2008, 1:15 am
It is congress... through raised taxes on Gasoline (Federal Government gets $0.15 out of EVERY $1 of Gasoline), through regulations (They won't let anyone increase supply by drilling or refining more IN OUR COUNTRY), and through requiring R&D of alter
Chris - June 14, 2008, 7:08 pm
We could argue all day about who controls gas prices, but its definitely not congress.
God - June 13, 2008, 11:19 am
No it doesn't. The oil companies do, you fuck head.

Mind Malfunction -

TAGS: coca cola then now prices wtf
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2014, 4:34 pm
Dude! Totally hated it when they hid/got rid of the cent symbol when they did away with typewriters. I remember when it shared a key with the fractions. I think it was the fractions.
GaryO - May 24, 2014, 10:15 am
and the ¢ sign was seen everywhere. Now, quickly, look for it on your keyboard...heh heh
GaryO - May 24, 2014, 10:14 am
Born in ’49. The short, thick, sea green coke bottles were around quite a long time. The chest type pop machines, just as long. In the early 50s, a nickel and dime bought a lot...a lot.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2014, 2:43 am
Really? Dare I ask .... how old?
GaryO - May 23, 2014, 9:31 pm
…..and, yeah, it was really really good. Gawd I’m an ol’ fart.
GaryO - May 23, 2014, 9:30 pm
Cynic, I do remember the 3rd from the left. Yes, it was glass, yes it was 5¢, don’t know what was in it. Sometimes there was a 2 for 5¢ special if you were good enough to pull 2 out of the steel rack at precisely the same time.

at this point -

Digitized Digits -

TAGS: gas prices digital
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 3:02 am
They really don't, Priss. Why back in my day we played baseball with stones. :-D
MissPriss - May 16, 2014, 1:56 am
People don't realize how easy they have it do they crotchety.

Throughout History -

TAGS: prices money economy gas conspiracy
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 5, 2013, 12:54 am
Interesting. Would 10gal be enough or 15?
EmilioDumphque - December 4, 2013, 2:33 am
You'll need a can that holds more than five gallons. They put clockers in the pump that pump true for the smaller amounts the BWM tests them with. Then they speed up.

take a picture, it'll last longer -

TAGS: sales electronics marketing prices to hell with it all
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - August 28, 2013, 11:11 am
I remember my first 250G external hard drive (bought to use as backup storage) costing $180 then a year later, the same thing was selling for $99 :-P

Walmart -

TAGS: walmart canada celebration prices free
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - August 6, 2014, 1:50 am
Thanks mao, but gotta "run"...they're about to rollback the price on toilet paper...bahaha!
maoworks2 - August 5, 2014, 1:02 pm
Yah Ah I really Like This One MissPriss.

score -

TAGS: gas prices cars mini coopers trucks suvs planes trains and automobiles
Rating: 4.43/5

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Bolverk3778 - June 18, 2014, 2:48 am
That would depend on which Mini you are referring! The modern Mini is BMW 3 Series in a flashy frock, The original Mini Cooper was truly frugal not just in the cost of fuel but servicing also.

"DISNEYLAND IS A WORK OF LOVE - We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money." -Walt Disney

TAGS: disney disneyland prices money
Rating: 4.4/5

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CloudchaserS - April 8, 2013, 5:44 am
Ah, OK, thanx! If it were gravel in the curve, I'd have laid the bike down.
EmilioDumphque - April 7, 2013, 4:36 pm
I doubt you'd want them to cut expenses on maintenance just to lower the price.
Silverheart - April 7, 2013, 11:52 am

It adds up, read the not-so-fine print.
Silverheart - April 7, 2013, 11:51 am

The monthly payment program requires an up front $72 payment, plus the monthly amount. Add that $72 initial payment, and it's about the same (the monthly payment adds to be >$1 more in some cases)
CloudchaserS - April 7, 2013, 11:33 am
What's the story on all four of those X 12(months) = less than the "single payment"?


Tips -

TAGS: cannibal diner prices menu choices
Rating: 4.33/5

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lgvernon - June 20, 2014, 11:20 am

Priss, I approved this from my laptop, where is looked fine~~nice shiny silver text. But on my desktop~~not so much. Great poster, anyway.
MissPriss - June 20, 2014, 2:42 am
Sorry, don't know where it happens...from my puter to site perfect. Once it is approved looks all blurry. Glad you like it though, thanks Icon.
Iconoclast - June 19, 2014, 11:57 pm
Good poster on content and design, but the color combo is hard to read.

FOX News -

TAGS: news uneducated gas prices
Rating: 2.21/5

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dave - June 20, 2009, 1:50 am
damn that man to hell for blinking. damn him, i say

To All McDonald's -

Exxon Mobile -

TAGS: exxon mobile gas prices
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2015, 11:54 pm
Thanks very much.
maoworks2 - February 19, 2015, 2:42 pm
And Long Weekends, Another 5L's.

Prices -

TAGS: gas prices money pockets flatulent
Rating: 4.69/5

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MissPriss - January 18, 2016, 1:29 pm
Thanks folks! One monkey, large can of beans...I should be good to go for a while...teehee.
concern3 - January 18, 2016, 5:57 am
So silly it's funny, a 5er
mizzdizz - January 17, 2016, 9:45 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Good one, Prissy! 5 skunks!!!!!!
lgvernon - January 17, 2016, 8:47 pm

Smells like Teen Spirit!
rerun - January 17, 2016, 8:13 pm

why? Can you smell it? I thought that smell only leeched through the pores. Dang
Greeny - January 17, 2016, 7:56 pm
Alcohol blend?
rerun - January 17, 2016, 7:41 pm

LOL, this one got a good laugh.